Saturday, December 20, 2008


noun. A wet realization astronauts deal with using a maximum absorbency garment. Hope it was worth it, space-boy.

Real citation: "Pee-piphany
Hi internet! I am sure you will be thrilled to learn that I have more or less perfected the ability to stay half-asleep when I get up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. If there's one thing in this world I have a genuine knack for, it's sleeping. You know how Mr. Newt is the Michael Phelps of giving advice? I am the Michael Phelps of losing consciousness and staying that way."
(Nov. 23, 2008, Dear Gherkin,

Made-up citation: "I have great respect for your pee-piphanies, dude. Just don't have one again on the top bunk."

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