ectoplasm-flavored

adj. A taste that the experienced palate will recognize as ectoplasmological and fruity, with a hint of vanilla.

Real citation: "they make ectoplasm flavored popcorn now?"
(Dec. 20, 2007, Ye Olde Examme Committee, http://www.actuarialoutpost.com/actuarial_discussion_forum/archive/index.php/t-121594-p-42.html)

Made-up citation: "Life is like a choice between ectoplasm-flavored lemonade and grandmother-flavored root beer. That's why they call it life."