noun. One of the most loathsome wibblers in the known galaxy.
Real citation: "Jay, you're a douche-wibbler."
(Sarah Silverman, Dec. 4, 2008, The Sarah Silverman Show, http://www.avclub.com/content/tvclub/the_sarah_silverman_6??utm_source=television&utm_medium=RSS)
Made-up citation: "The Zen master smiled at the apprentice and said, 'You are not a douche-wibbler, as your family insists. You are only a wibbler-wibbler.' At this, the apprentice became enlightened."