Monday, December 15, 2008

ping pong shui

noun phrase. Funner than feng shui, I reckon. And it has more balls.

Real citation: "Ping pong shui is hard to master."
(Dec. 7, 2008, Jyte,

Made-up citation: "As your therapist, I think it's time you stopped working on your mommy issues, your daddy issues, and the way you feel about your robotic liver. Spend a month perfecting your ping pong shui and come back to the couch. After that, we'll tour the world as a table tennis doubles team. Then, finally, after over thirty years, I will achieve my destiny."

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