Saturday, August 23, 2008


noun. Why settle for a paleo-numbnuts? You deserve a numb, nutty upgrade.

Real citation: "Oh Laud! When will it end! Must I forever guard my musk, enduring drunken mooing from various nankers, eschewing non-synapse firing nougat-brains, plucking principle amidst dis-operational 16 piece chicken Mcnuggetheads, bitch-slapping the occasional weenie-wrappers and odd turbo-numbnuts, cleaning cultural clocks amongst low-viscosity art bobos, ridiculing reprobate poot-butts of every shoe size and hair-style, ditching clueless dingleberries, confounding fish-eyed cud-knoshers, dry-gulching booger-nose funksters, fish slapping hog-faced clod cuddlers, hair-lipping freestyle pud tweekers, blind siding dank spankers, thumb jamming clam slammers, delousing big-hair nancy boys, head-butting star-eyed slack jawed mouth breathers, greasing pendejo DJs, and gagging bone chokers."
(May 1, 2007,

Made-up citation: "A wise man once told me, 'You cannot prevent the birds of sadness from flying over your head, but you can keep a turbo-numbnuts off your porch with the right firearm.'"

1 comment:

Ed Cormany said...

wow, you could have content for a week just from that one citation! also, i think many of those insults would make Shakespeare proud