Cylontologist

noun. An adherent to an alternative to Scientology, a sect characterized by fembots and fraks instead of Xenus and thetamajigs.

Real citation: “Regarding other points - Baltar somehow managed to be skeevier than ever, especially with his new Cylontologist cult... and yet, when Connor and goon attacked, he was yelling for them not to hurt his new minion. Interesting change.”
(Sky Librarian, April 4, 2008, “4-1: "He That Believeth In Me" 2008.04.04,” Television Without Pity, http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?s=&showtopic=3170787&view=findpost&p=10046945)

Made-up citation: "Though I played colonials-and-Cylons as a Catholic schoolboy and slavishly watch the new show as an 'adult,' I'm no Cylontologist. All my religious devotions are for Thor, a jealous god with a big hammer who knows how to use it."