noun. 1. Celebuspawn. 2. Celebu-love-butter.
Real citation: "I can't stand this celebusperm."
(July 25, 2007, X17online, http://x17online.com/celebrities/kimberly_stewart/daddys_little_girl_lovesgrocery_shopping-07252007.php)
Made-up citation: "I'd wager that Bill Clinton has the most renowned celebusperm of all, though after typing that phrase, I will now spend the rest of this sentence scrubbing my brain till spotless. Arghh. Gah. Eeps. It didn't work."