noun phrase. A title I hope to earn, any minute now.
Real citation: "Ryan: weeps. Says it was awesome to hear his wife’s voice while they both start crying. He says his wife is his biggest supporter, and says that talking to her for even five minutes is a treat. Awww. That’s the love talkin’, Mr. Suddenly-Non-Turd."
(Nov. 12, 2004, Fans of Reality TV, http://www.fansofrealitytv.com/forums/official-articles/38001-biggest-loser-recap-11-9-snoop-dogg-tuna-amazing-race-amazing-race.html)
Made-up citation: "Allow me to introduce Mr. Suddenly-Non-Turd. And here's his wife, Mrs. Defiantly-Still-Turd. Ah, romance!"