noun. Losing vice-presidential candidate I'd like to film, in a tasteful setting, with candles and earmarks to set the mood.
Real citation: "LVPCILF (Losing Vice Presidential Candidate…)"
(Aug. 29, 2008, Wonkette, http://wonkette.com/402356/alaska-gilf-is-maybe-veep-after-all)
Made-up citation: "All the jokes about the LVPCILF have already been made, and this pic is my favorite. Heh heh chortle cackle hee..."
(Thanks to Ben Zimmer for finding this word in a steaming pile of comments)