noun. May involve cacamajiggery, or whatever. Who knows?
Real citation: "There is a proper term for it but i cant remember it lol Ca-something-or-other. Poo is basically the left over food our bodies dont use up, so its got nutrients and alsorts of good stuff in there that animals (not just dogs) for some strange reason enjoy."
(Yahoo Answers, http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080628073439AAc2Vse)
Made-up citation: "I am so happy my dog does not have the gross predilection known as ca-something-or-other. Unlike some unsavory pooches in the park, he deserves a pork medal for following a non-poo-eating lifestyle. Come to think of it, so do I."