noun. A doofus of the fairer and female-ier sex.
Real citation: "It’s a spillage of 20-30 towel magnitude. In the midst of my embarrassment and contrition for being so negligent, I still manage to take note of how the lapping low waters reflect the light so that it dances on the bottom of the bathroom door. 'Oh how lovely :)' thinks she-doofus."
(June 16, 2008, Thinking Coral, http://thinkingcoral.wordpress.com/2008/06/16/what-a-resume/)
Made-up citation: "My mama is a she-doofus? Are you kidding me? My mama? Your mama is a she-eight-headed-snake-beast. She doesn't need to read the Bible; she's in the Bible! In the apocalyptic hosebag chapters."