noun. On sale now at Starbucks. That should give business a boost.
Real citation: "Until DNA tests came along, ELI, only maternity could be taken for granted; the cuckolding fetish is the boner-killing lemons of male sexual/paternal insecurity turned into deliciously perverted bonerade."
(Dan Savage, Aug. 14, 2008, Chicago Reader, http://www.chicagoreader.com/features/stories/savagelove/080814/)
Made-up citation: "If you see any children selling bonerade for 10 cents a cup--or any price whatsoever--call the police."