post-traumatic Tony Danza Show disorder

noun phrase. Roughly equivalent to post-traumatic swirly disorder, according to the medical community.

Real citation: "Post-Traumatic 'Tony Danza Show' Disorder Kept James Franco Off Talk Show Circuit For Years"
(Aug. 1, 2008, Defamer, http://www.defamer.com.au/2008/08/posttraumatic_tony_danza_show_disorder_kept_james_franco_off_talk_show_circuit_for_years-2.html)

Made-up citation: "I'd say you're suffering from post-traumatic Tony Danza Show disorder, demon possession, Count Choculitis, multiple ouchies, or complications of the schwing-schwong. Did I mention it's my first day?"