nano-sleaze

noun. Tiny, petite, ladylike sleaze.

Real citation: "The answer is that big sleaze is invisible; it’s nano-sleaze that the media seeks."
(Paul Flynn, Jan. 14, 2008, http://paulflynnmp.typepad.com/my_weblog/2008/01/feeding-the-bea.html)

Made-up citation: "If you elect me, I'll wipe out sleaze in the community and surrounding areas. My administration will start with nano-sleaze, and from there, we'll move on to macro-sleaze, psycho-sleaze, turbo-sleaze, and choco-sleaze."