Tuesday, August 26, 2008


noun. 1) An unholy cross-breed of a cavefella and a goat. 2) The proud ancestor of our modern goats, including the billy and the scape.

Real citation: "The Kinder Billy is a scruffy looking beast. I call him a 'Neandergoat' because he looks like a goat version of a caveman. He's real friendly, which is ok - until they are in "rut". It's NOT a good idea then."
(March 19, 2008, Scroungeman, http://scroungeman.blogspot.com/2008/03/more-newbies.html)

Made-up citation: "To make Oprah's special Satanic brownies, the eye boogers of a neandergoat must be dissolved in the blood of a virgin, the ear wax of a meercat, and a shitload of chocolate."

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