noun. Dorkwads of the world, dorkheads of America, wadheads of my family... You have some competition.
Real citation: "I'm not skank, you are dorkwadhead"
(June 15, 2008, Gaia Online, http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/?u=9446261)
Made-up citation: "My mom scolded me when I mocked and noogied the dorkwadheads of the tri-state area. Deep down, she explained, they're all little lovewadheads, just like you."