Monday, August 18, 2008


noun. A vampire with a taste for chocolate. Or a vampire made of chocolate. Or some third delicious thing I can't even conceive with my squishy lobes.

Real citation: "I am disturbed to see that Count Chocula has aged - look at those crows’ feet!
I always figured he was a Chocopire and didn’t age as long as he could drink the sweet brown nectar of life?"
(April 16, 2008, Neuralgraffiti,

Made-up citation: "Ways to kill a chocopire include drenching with holy water, stabbing with a wooden stake, exposing to sunlight, and eating with milk. The milk has no known mystical properties, but it does wash down the choco-unholiness admirably."

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