Thursday, August 21, 2008

toaster whisperer

noun phrase. A quiet, Yoda-type professional who plunges no knives into toast-giving appliances. He is the knife! You are the knife. I am the butter.

Real citation: "Chronos, you are a true 'toaster-whisperer'. :tongue:"
(Sept. 22, 2004,

Made-up citation: "If there's one thing I learned in Vietnam, it's this: Don't ask a toaster whisperer to do cat exorcisms."

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