noun phrase. A quiet, Yoda-type professional who plunges no knives into toast-giving appliances. He is the knife! You are the knife. I am the butter.
Real citation: "Chronos, you are a true 'toaster-whisperer'. :tongue:"
(Sept. 22, 2004, http://www.physicsforums.com/archive/index.php/t-44045.html)
Made-up citation: "If there's one thing I learned in Vietnam, it's this: Don't ask a toaster whisperer to do cat exorcisms."