discomrobertulated

adj. Discombobulation happens to the formal too, you know.

Real citation: "I've slept about 34 hours in the last 3 days. I'm all fucked up and discomrobertulated."
(Dec. 7, 2008, http://jombafomb.livejournal.com/)

Made-up citation: "I feel discomrobertulated here in Texas. They kill liberal commie sleazy beardie weenies like me three times before breakfast and twice on Sunday. And it's Sunday!"