Tuesday, August 19, 2008


noun. Like an ectoplasmgasm, except for... Um... Actually, it's exactly like an ectoplasmgasm.

Real citation: "In my previous blog entry, I seemed a little whiney... ok, a lot of whiney, that I missed Brangelina. But now I'm glad I did miss them in Toronto because the people there just went overboard in the Brangelinagasm. It doesn't make sense to stop your car around Yorkville Avenue, a narrow ass busy street in the richest part of town, to run over to the SUV that is carrying the hottest celebrity couple on the planet. Sure, it's enticing, but when does common sense come into play here? And for the heifer who pushed herself through the crowd with her baby out in front so the kid could SEE The Brangelina, is a fucking nutcase and if anyone knows who she is, please contact the Canadian child protective services because this woman is not fit to raise a child! Brad ain't Buddha, he can't bless that child, and something tells me that this baby doesn't know Brad Pitt from an Tickle Me Elmo doll. WTF?"
(Sept. 18, 2007, Brangelina Fans, http://brangelinafans.blogspot.com/2007/09/brangelinas-toronto-experience.html)

Made-up citation: "To stay current, this year's national spelling bee will include the words 'Brangelinagasm' and 'Brangeletus,' sources say. In related news, William Safire just dove headfirst into a pit of fire."

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