Monday, August 11, 2008


adj. Sometimes you feel like you're made out of steel, indestructible steel! And the whole world uses you as a horizontal porta-water-closet.

Real citation: "glad you're feeling less bed-pannish, I always feel shitty when I get all stuck in that mode."
(Jan. 22, 2007,

Made-up citation: "When I feel bed-pannish, I shake off the day's pee, grab a Dunkin' Donuts coffee, produce some pee of my own, and soothe myself in the warm pepperoni of two large pizzas, until I'm ready to face the world without my trusty blowtorch, who neighbors know as Torchy."

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