Wednesday, August 13, 2008


adj. A healthy glow is lacking, methinks.

Real citation: "~What Is Your Opinion Of The Following~
271. Eminem: Sucks.
272. Virgins: Prude.
273. God: Don't believe.
274. The Osbournes: Love them.
275. Reality TV: Awesome.
276. J.Lo: If you're in a party, great to dirty dance to.
277. Religion: Not so big on it.
278. Emo music: Myeh.
279. Valentine's Day: My best friend's anniversary.
280. Christina Aguilera's comeback:Love her. She's so sexy.
281. Homosexuals: Am one.
282. Abortion: NO
283. Inter-racial relationships: Yes. Don't care, as long as it's not me.
284. Murder: Evil
285. Death: Horrible to have happened to, but okay to be deathy-like."
(April 17, 2005, deviantART,

Made-up citation: "Researchers say a long life is yours if you just do two things: 1) refrain from doomistical activities and 2) avoid all deathy-like situations. It works for rats, and it can work for you."

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