noun. Asswipe plus jackwad minus jackass. That’s math, people. Embrace the future of the American economy.
Related terms: wadwipe
Real citation: “Last edited by Jake Spike : 24-02-2008 at 14:36. Reason: Because I can, wipewad.”
(Feb. 24, 2008, Aberdeen-Music.com, http://www.aberdeen-music.com/forums/fudgenet/47874-fma-08-best-extreme-act-2.html)
Made-up citation: “To some, Americans are infidel scum. I prefer to think of us as a nation of wipewad scum. But I’m an optimist…”