adj. Beats passive-aggressive. Or does it? Don't ask me, I'm no exorcist. Unlike this guy.
Real citation: "Primarily used to cure mental illnesses or the 'demon-possessive' type."
Made-up citation: "Along with 'court-ordered' and 'poo-propelled,' the appearance of the word 'demon-possessive' in a personal ad or menu is taken as a bad omen in my culture."