leprobot

noun. A robot with leprosy? A leprechaun with a hard drive? You buy it, you define it. Call NOW.

Real citation: “What about ‘NinjaPirateZombieSombreroFairyLepR obot?’ I rather like the sound of ‘Leprobot,’ myself. Like, there's a pot of gold, but its actually gold bolts and gears.”
(May 1, 2007, http://forums.kingdomofloathing.com:8080/vb/archive/index.php/t-137329.html)

Made-up citation: “They didn’t make leprobots and nano-ponies when I was a child… We had to make do with nothing but a red wagon, a death star, and something I like to call imagination.”