Monday, July 28, 2008


noun. Exploitation was never so cowardly and delicious.

Real citation: “Exclusive Chicken Scouts Entertaiment Update: Even the hallowed halls of Cartoon Network are tainted by chickensploitation.”

Made-up citation: “As a collegiate chicken-finger-eating champion and longtime consumer of Fredonia’s dreaded Chernobyl chicken wings, I may be a casualty of the chickensploitation industry and not even realize it. Is there someone I can sue?”

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