super-blatherdom

noun. An exalted state, above and beyond earthly blithering and blathering, where blah-blahs and yada-yadas get their Viking funeral. I don’t know what that means, which seems apt.

Real citation: “This nine-page poem absolutely transported me into super-blatherdom, which is to say: speechlessness.”
(June 30, 2003, CorpsePoetics, http://winepoetics.blogspot.com/2003_06_01_winepoetics_archive.html)

Made-up citation: “Few doctors can diagnose super-blatherdom in patients anymore, since 92% of new symptoms present in blogs. Even the popsicle stick doesn't help.”