non-evilosity

noun. This won’t qualify you for sainthood, but you might land a date with my sister, available immediately.

Real citation: “Folks stopped paying attention. So the United Nations slyly increased the price tag to $1.6 billion. You’d laugh, if it weren’t so thoroughly evil. The United States, despite Congress’ attempts to pin our funding of the UN to, well, non-evilosity, basically underwrites 25% of whatever that organization does.”
(April 18, 2006, Joe’s Dartblog, http://www.dartblog.com/data/005520.html)

Made-up citation: “When you live in a moral quagmire, even non-evilosity is an accomplishment. I live in Aunt Edna’s shed with three hobo clowns and a ferret.”