Saturday, July 19, 2008


noun. A douche for all seasons. A douche of all trades. One douche fits all.

Real citation: “Dan Bryant—A Brownie + a fratboy + a politico = omnidouche
(Feb. 8, 2007, The Declaration Online,

Made-up citation: “I don't recommend the life of an omnidouche to my children and disciples. I tell them, show your commitment to douchery by picking a specialty and sticking with it. Carpe douche!”

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