Monday, July 28, 2008


adj. This word doesn’t quite describe a virtue, but wants to, if it can be done from the couch.

Real citation: “Basically, right now I'm alternating posting chapters of The Autumn of Our Virility, Leave of Vengeance, and Outclassed. So yes, things are being worked on. Diligent-ish-y. And yes, my chapters are short.”

Made-up citation: “My work habits are diligent-ish-y, and my maturity level is sub-sewer level, sources say. Maybe it’s because I was stolen by gypsies as a baby, who gave me to wolves to raise in a barn. I also think God, Oprah, and DNA had something to do with it; an investigation is ongoing."

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