prostiturkey

noun. A bird of the night.

Real citation: “This is my submission, the Prostiturkey. We’ll call her ‘Amber.’”
(http://www.oddtodd.com/turkey3/pages/prostiturkey.htm)

Made-up citation: “I don’t judge prostiturkeys. I prefer to focus on the farmers who pimped them out, the chickens who employed their services in dank coops, and the society that turned away.”