noun. Take an asswipe. Add a buttwad. Subtract an assbutt. Voila.
Real citation: “dude...whats with all the racist bullshit on here? Get a fucking life you wadwipe. I have no problems with a little name calling but racism is just weak and outdated. It really diminishes the validity of the board.”
(Sept. 24, 2007, Stillers Talk, http://forums.stillers.com/forums/Default.aspx?g=posts&t=298&p=2)
Made-up citation: "In a world of buttwipes, I am a wadwipe. And I don't trust buttwipes."