deca-thousandaire

noun. The boy with the big bucks who all the babes want to bed. He even owns his own skateboard.

Real citation: “Now the doctor has a gardener, who doesn't own a house but owns his truck and tools, and has some equity in his business, maybe in the range of about $20,000 altogether. He's a deca-thousandaire, if you will.”
(Aug. 7, 2007, Peak Oil News Forums, http://www.peakoil.com/post505368.html)

Made-up citation: “The tanking economy is turning bazillionaires into zillionaires and deca-thousandaires into rubble. Even squirrels are selling their nuts on eBay for peanuts.”