Thursday, July 24, 2008

traumatic facelift perma-surprise

noun phrase. A disturbing condition of the kisser that may result from getting a foot facelift on your face.

Real citation: "Erin turned around to see what woman was so surprised by, realized too late it was traumatic facelift perma-surprise"
(Erin McKean, July 18, 2008, Facebook update)

Made-up citation: "The risks of plastic surgery are many: trout pout, traumatic facelift perma-surprise, camel boobs, schnozal Jacksonitis..."

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