noun phrase. A disturbing condition of the kisser that may result from getting a foot facelift on your face.
Real citation: "Erin turned around to see what woman was so surprised by, realized too late it was traumatic facelift perma-surprise"
(Erin McKean, July 18, 2008, Facebook update)
Made-up citation: "The risks of plastic surgery are many: trout pout, traumatic facelift perma-surprise, camel boobs, schnozal Jacksonitis..."