noun. A poodle-majig.
Real citation: “i do wonder why do all these breeders start breeding new ‘breeds’ It is a sort of hype having a whateverdoodle?”
(Oct. 12, 2005, http://www.chazhound.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-11647.html)
Made-up citation: “Look at this dog, people. This is not a labradoodle. It’s not a helldoodle—Satan’s favorite slipper-fetcher. And it’s no cocka-shih-poo, by jiminy. Future historians will have to determine how this whateverdoodle was produced, and whether man or Martian or stem-cell cluster mated with a poodle to produce this affront to decency that is both abominable and adorable.”