noun. Damn it, Wilson, I asked for a pure dipshit! These non-dipshit impurities will not be tolerated.
Real citation: “As a side note, the Public Morning Musume Tracker has encountered some ‘semi-dipshit’ lately, and a URL change was necessary for good."
(Aug. 3, 2004, http://astrobox.org/archive.html)
Made-up citation: “As your guidance counselor, I am obligated to inform you, based on your test scores, that you will never earn an insult less offensive then semi-dipshit. But if you work hard and strive for quasi-buttmunch status, who knows what is possible.”