adj. Like beJuicyFruited, but far less nummy.
Real citation: "Then, later, during one of my terrible insomnias, I realised doing a miscarriage pun in the first place was totally bejackassed and jerk-like."
Made-up citation: "The Oxford English Dictionary has examples of be-belzebubbed, be-blacksmithed, be-Frenchman'd, be-trash'd, and be-Legion-of-Honoured. Until bejackassed makes the cut, I'll keep it safe here, under my pillow, where even Count Chocula can't see it."