adj. I would define this word, but I'm too busy basking in its divine glow. Ah... That's the stuff... Right there... Lower... I mean, save me, Oprah, from myself!
Real citation: "Newsgasm: Oprahvescent Edition"
(Dec. 2, 2005, TVgasm, http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/industry/newsgasm-ophrav-1480.php)
Made-up citation: "I was asked to be on the Oprah show a few years ago; the dog whisperer was a guest, and he needed pooches with problems. I didn't think mine had enough to qualify, but I've since regretted my rash rejection. Will I ever have a chance to be Oprahvescent again?"
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