turbo-doofus

noun. An upgrade to the traditional doofus. Throw that hipster doofus away!

Real citation: “Vanessa is one of the hottest chicks on tv today...but consider this...she was once upon a time married to turbo doofus extrodinare, Corey Feldman. And now I believe she has a kid with the guy who played David Silver on Belverly Hills 90210. Kinda drops her stock a little bit, but I'd still totally take a roll with her.”
(Feb. 28, 2006, Street Racing Online, link dead)

Made-up citation: “A turbo-doofus, a nano-doofus, a cosmo-doofus, and an astro-doofus walk into a bar. The bartender says, ‘May God have mercy on us all.’ Then an asteroid hits the earth.”