post-beard-scuba-vibe

noun. Like day follows night and bounty hunters follow bounty huntees, something had to come after the golden age of fully bearded scuba vibes.

Real citation: “We do have fun laughing at some of them. Ultimately, its a strange thing to think about. You could call it jazz-punk or jazz-rock or post-rock or, as we call it, ‘post-beard-scuba-vibe.’”
(Safa Shokrai, June 13, 2008, Wired, http://blog.wired.com/music/2008/06/memory-overload.html)

Made-up citation: “’Post-beard-scuba-vibe or pre-beard-scuba-vibe?’ is the question wracking the brains of local citizens who have gone plumb out of their minds.”