torturetorium

noun. The freedomiest room of the house—even more American than the panic room and the snake pit.

Real citation: “Man, don't these people know from experience that you should never run a diagnostics check when you have a high-value target in your torturetorium?”
(Spaz Cadet, Nov. 18, 2005, “5-7: "Fait Accompli" 2005.11.17,” Television Without Pity, http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?s=&showtopic=3133044&view=findpost&p=4008896)

Made-up citation: “For me, the American dream must include home ownership. I require a spacious abode, complete with a pool for the neighborhood kids and a torturetorium for the neighborhood evildoers.”