Tuesday, May 20, 2008


noun. A precise instrument for measuring the body’s fifth grossest byproduct.

Real citation: “Sort of a phlegmometer?”

Made-up citation: “I get the willies if I’m away from all writing instruments. I have a compulsive need to write. Me without a pen or computer is like a doctor without a phlegmometer, sphygmomanometer, or spork.”

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