Friday, May 30, 2008


adj. When getting Biblical, many are comical, yet some are horsical. We call those proud few heroes. Or horses.

Real citation: “Never to be outdone by Jennifer Aniston, hubby-stealing harpy/humanitarian Angelina Jolie let it slip that she's pregnant with twins. Reportedly due on August 19, these will be the fifth and sixth children for Angie and Jen's ex-hubby Brad Pitt. Asked if this news bothered her, Aniston paused from staring at her horsy-hung boytoy to say, ‘Neigghhh!’ (Sorry... it can't be helped.)”
(Ann Romano, May 22, 2008, “One Day at a Time,” The Portland Mercury,

Made-up citation: “In the dog park, there is a horsy-hung fluffball who brings shame to his owner, pride to his ancestors, and pants-pooping fear to his humpees.”

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