footbathage

noun. Happy tootsies! Happy tootsies!

Real citation: “I watched (and re-watched) pretty closely, and I didn't see any actual footbathage, but I choose to believe that's why he was sitting on the couch with his pants rolled up and shoes off.”
(animal dreams, April 17, 2008, “4-10: "The Chairmodel" 2008.04.17,” Television Without Pity, http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?s=&showtopic=3171306&view=findpost&p=10125325)

Made-up citation: “After some footbathage and a full body honey glaze, I’m ready for romance or the challenges of the global financial markets.”