adj. Partially lacking members of a segment of the ass family that is closely related to the proud assmunch, the common asshole, the filthy assmonger, and the redundant assbutt.
Real citation: “I can't vouch for myself, though, since because I feel that anything good I say about myself would be regarded as BS. And I also think that 1 entrant/3 months is a bit low, but I do agree it helps keep the population low and at least semi-asshat free.”
(April 16, 2005, http://forums.kingdomofloathing.com:8080/vb/archive/index.php/t-95166.html)
Made-up citation: “The law can make a bar smoke-free, but only the combined might of Odin and my death-cookie can make the tri-state area semi-asshat-free or better.”