Thursday, May 22, 2008


adj. Pee? Check. Poo? Check. Unidentifiable, nose-melting ick? Mega-check. And everyone’s invited.

Real citation: “The good ones smell musty. Most of the rest smell a bit more… public-restroomy.”
(Oct. 24, 2006,

Made-up citation: “Why must every Dunkin’ Donuts retain the same public-restroomy, bus-station-esque vibe? Their coffee is the best, but their atmosphere is the suck. The jury’s out on the color scheme.”

1 comment:

Trick said...

I feel like I just won the lottery. "Just," in this case, meaning several months ago, of course.