Sunday, May 11, 2008


adj. Like nunsploitation, but the naughty, nubile sisters have been replaced with naughty, nubile footsies.

Real citation: “A Toetally Solefull Feeture Pedsintation (Martha Colburn, 1999, USA, Super 8-to-video, color, sound, 4 min.) A fetishistic celebration of the world of the foot. Toe-sucking baboons, Napoleon, erotic steeplechasing, and much more in this over the top footsploitation film.”
(Nov. 17, 2001,

Made-up citation: “Spring brings chirping birds in flight and women’s toes on display. So many toesies! It’s like the whole world is a footsploitation double feature, and I’m a pervert who snuck into the theater with a bag of Twizzlers and a dream.”

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