dickweedhood

noun. Dickweeditude’s hooded cohort.

Real citation: “BSL's take on CHB was a wonderful anecdotal representation of CHB's dickweedhood. A Dickweedhood that many have suspected but few have been exposed to up close and personal. I believe I am going to start sucking up to her too.
(March 27, 2007, Sons of Sam Horn, http://sonsofsamhorn.net/index.php?s=55bb8eb25a130a7af9c96b7e2dffb4cc&showtopic=16732&pid=688664&st=120&#entry688664)

Made-up citation: “Every time I think therapy, mediation, family, and horse tranquilizers have lifted me above the depths of dickweedhood, I remember that you can take the dick out of the weed, but you can’t take the mouse out of the shithouse.”