noun. A quality found in every spatula, the utensil that is closest to God.
Real citation: “The spatularity of this thread is in the processation of rising paralellogically to its dangerousity.”
(Feb. 13, 2008, Board 2, http://acmlm.no-ip.org/board/thread.php?id=3263)
Made-up citation: “I like the way you think. Your ideas are original and spherical, with a resonant spatularity. I also like eggs.”