Monday, May 05, 2008


noun. A quality found in every spatula, the utensil that is closest to God.

Real citation: “The spatularity of this thread is in the processation of rising paralellogically to its dangerousity.”
(Feb. 13, 2008, Board 2,

Made-up citation: “I like the way you think. Your ideas are original and spherical, with a resonant spatularity. I also like eggs.”

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