Friday, May 23, 2008

non-mustache-having

adj. Betwixt nose and lip, a hairless void.

Real citation: “McRichington: Well, you see... *looks from side to side to see if anyone is listening* this isn't a real mustache. I've been wearing it for years now and it's required amongst us rich folk or else we have to pay a very large non-mustache-having fee that's almost my entire estate. If anyone found out that it was a fake, I'd be ruined!”
(Dec. 8, 2007, Gamehiker Forums, http://www.gamehiker.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=2949&sid=b69282b93a63203f5e805e75e5b48d49)

Made-up citation: “I’m sorry, sir, but non-mustache-having gentlemen are not welcome: A jacket and pornstache—at the very least, a moleststache—are required.”

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